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50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/20 11:41
MOVED: May Day Votes are Open!
Every year, we crown a Queen of the May, and three Princess' of the May, to spread cheer and joy throughout the game, by sending blessings in the gift shop and spreading merriment and encouraging happiness in the forums and chat...

In stark contrast, a dastardly villain is identified, a Lord of Misrule, who runs about the town blowing raspberries and throwing custard pies, along with his three Minions of Misrule, along with causing general (light-hearted!) mischief in the forums and the chat.

Nominations are complete, and you can see the list of Candidates on the voting page, linked from the top of each in-game page. This year it's is even easier to vote with a built-in page for this purpose instead of relying on forum posts and manual tallying.

If you're on the list, but don't want to be or are not able to be active for the event then just reply to the mail I should have sent you and let me know and I'll remove you.

Click the link at the top of every page to vote, alternatively load the following link:

http://www.konoblemen.net/may-vote.php


Best Wishes,
-Ben


p.s. Next year we will either be blocking self-nominations [or requiring them as a mandatory expression of interest] and requiring 3 or 4 nominations to be eligible, to bring down the number of candidates to make voting quicker,
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1 Subscriber Days ''{Nomak}'' (59260)
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Posted on 04/20 12:01
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Wait, is it me, or is Wedge not in the list?XD

I'm not sure the listing works though I put 1, 2, 3, 4 etc in the boxes behind the people, but when I click save mallot the numbers jump to people I didn't even vote for

Oh wait, when you click save my Ballot when people in the list jumps to the ID low-to-high listing. but also get the numbers behind them. So Pam is number one, then Kandu, then Aeris etc.. That can't be right

Also, when I click save again, people I did not vote for at all suddenly become 1stXD

04/20 12:23: Edited by ''{Nomak}'' (59260)
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Let's start over!:D
Gifts: A dancing rainbow colored mouse, 500 Piece Puzzle, Blue Balloon, Goat, Skittles Rainbow, a Cuddly!
50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/20 12:26
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Bear with me, I think I got a sort-order wrong.
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50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/20 12:27
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Try now...
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1 Subscriber Days ''{Nomak}'' (59260)
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Posted on 04/20 12:49
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Works like a charm
07-Jul-12 18:58 You have been accepted into the Alliance mmrtalrmy


Let's start over!:D
Gifts: A dancing rainbow colored mouse, 500 Piece Puzzle, Blue Balloon, Goat, Skittles Rainbow, a Cuddly!
1 Subscriber Days L-Riff Raff (43847)
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Posted on 04/20 12:58
Vote Riff!
On a more serious note (than mere electoral hi-jinx) there are several reasons why you should vote for me as Lord of Misrule.
1) If elected I will steal the washing of everyone who didn't vote for me.
2) I stand on a (stolen) platform of truth, justice and the American way in that I'm now telling you that I will lie, cheat (within the rules of KoN, of course), dissemble and deceive in any way possible whether or not it aids my election; I will bring misrule equally on all nobles - there will be no favouritism in custard pie throwing, raspberry hurling or washing theft and I shall do it all whilst wearing a lurid red and blue lycra all-in-one and maintaining a heroic pose.
3) If elected (and this is a pre-exisiting plank of my manifesto) I will steal Fleckerman's vowels so that henceforth he will be known as Bn Flckrmn and I will distribute them unfairly amongst undeserving members of the community
4) I will lead the Queen and Princesses of May into as much mischief as can be contrived within the space of a month, offering them inducements such as posies of hawthorn and cream pies.
Remember, a vote for Riff is a vote for Raff!
RR
]K[Syndicated Rylan (42730)
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Posted on 04/20 14:04
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Vote for me and get a raspberry or custard pie
50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/20 15:56
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Can I get a raspberry pie, Rylan?

I figure it's worth mentioning that it is not okay to bribe people to vote for you with anything tangible, Gift Shop Gifts, insults and love letters are fine!
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̤ŻMissMarylu (31839)
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Posted on 04/20 16:46
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LOL insults are ok but bribing them with gifts that you can actually eat or touch is not....id rather be bribed with a gift like that then someone insulting me lol

I guess a love letter is something i can touch and read lol


lol on the other note that would be interesting to see what trouble he can get the queen and princesses into.

04/20 16:47: Edited by ̤ŻMissMarylu (31839)

04/20 16:48: Edited by ̤ŻMissMarylu (31839)
''Brag'' (40340)
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Posted on 04/20 16:59
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Vote for me or I shall...uhm...Insult everyone by spamming love letters
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Posted on 04/20 17:09
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Vote for me and I shall do nothing at all. Promise.
1 Subscriber Days L-Riff Raff (43847)
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Posted on 04/20 17:20
Love letters
Ode to Fleckerman
Ruler of mists and honoured Noblemen
Close bosom friend of the maturing Lady Consuela
Together you conspire to load and bless
This game with gifts that never fail or
Delay in their amusement of all who play
Your washing is stolen (it was old and grey)
But still the light in your eye is keen
Your pose is bold, your fingers are green
(One who has yet to see the Fleckerman veg is
one who's missed out - did I mention his hedges?)
Oh Fleckerman, Ben, what words can convey
The love in my heart - please vote Riff in May?
RR
P.S. Appallingly rhymed doggerel for all those who vote Riff
P.P.S. Remember, a vote for Riff is a vote for Raff
̤Ż Salvidrim ~]=[~ (66346)
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Posted on 04/20 19:10
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(Subliminal propaganda in poetry is allowed, right?)


May the most
Amazing troublemaking
Jester win!

400 players give or take, with vote to cast.

Let us elect
Our chosen candidate;
Rule out the weak,
Destroy the unworthy.

On this day, let us
Feast to our Lord's inpending victory!

Most likely think:
I wonder who I
Should vote for?
Rest at ease, for the
Unanimity is inevitable.
Let's all vote for Maj,
Exceptional Lord of Misrule.
Official 2009's "Prettiest in Pink" Noble!
]K[Athena (31461)
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Posted on 04/20 20:07
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vote for me i will bless 2x as many people as i did the when i was the very first queen of the may

and that was alot of people
I love your mom
1 Subscriber Days ''{Nomak}'' (59260)
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Posted on 04/20 20:08
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Was that a Brag-a-bribe??


04/20 20:12: Edited by ''{Nomak}'' (59260)
07-Jul-12 18:58 You have been accepted into the Alliance mmrtalrmy


Let's start over!:D
Gifts: A dancing rainbow colored mouse, 500 Piece Puzzle, Blue Balloon, Goat, Skittles Rainbow, a Cuddly!
]K[Syndicated Rylan (42730)
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Posted on 04/20 22:06
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FleckerMan (555) says:
Can I get a raspberry pie, Rylan?

I figure it's worth mentioning that it is not okay to bribe people to vote for you with anything tangible, Gift Shop Gifts, insults and love letters are fine!


As long as you don't want to eat it


And remember, a vote for Rylan is a vote not cast for the other guy

04/20 23:14: Edited by ]K[Syndicated Rylan (42730)
]K[Athena (31461)
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Posted on 04/21 01:32
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''{Nomak}'' (59260) says:
Was that a Brag-a-bribe??
04/20 20:12: Edited by ''{Nomak}'' (59260)

yes. yes it was!

is there any way we can tell who is in the lead? like a chart or a graph?
I love your mom
]K[Syndicated Rylan (42730)
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Posted on 04/21 01:55
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****Shows Athena a chart****

Well see.... Here is how many votes you have....

And here is how many votes everyone else has...

****Realizes that he is holding up a blank piece of paper****

Whoops
50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/21 12:21
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Votes will not be tallied until voting closes, to avoid the results affecting peoples votes cast,

Best Wishes,
-Ben
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1 Subscriber Days L-Riff Raff (43847)
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Posted on 04/21 17:23
Just one cotton picking minute
Wouldn't it be more in the spirit of the event (at least for the Lord of Misrule election) to publish random numbers, claiming that they represent the votes cast in order to affect the voting?
I can feel another post coming on - hold on a tick
RR
P.S. Vote for me - I'll cause more trouble than everyone else put together (That's good, right?)
̤Ż Salvidrim ~MAJ4LoR (66346)
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Posted on 04/21 18:13
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Wait, I thought the fileds were for positive numerals only... what happens if I rank someone "a"? How will that be calculated? XD
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48 Subscriber Days ̤MjstK (60622)
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Posted on 04/22 21:04
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*streaks*

',',',',',',',',',',',',',


mmrtalrmy

Join ̤ or fear the~SA (79033) says:
what if i told u that creeper was my dad
]K[Athena (31461)
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Posted on 04/23 02:57
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streaking wont help you win ... or will it


*streaks*

i hope no one got any pics
I love your mom
56 Subscriber Days ~L (40347)
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Posted on 04/23 03:31
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̤MjstK (60622) says:
*streaks*

',',',',',',',',',',',',',




*faints*

]K{Athena (31461) says:
streaking wont help you win ... or will it


*streaks*

i hope no one got any pics



*comes back to life*




I like aristocracy. I like the beauty of aristocracy. I like the hierarchical feeling.~James Salter
]K[Athena (31461)
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Posted on 04/24 01:16
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i added some subliminal messages to my sig
I love your mom
519 Subscriber Days ]K[ Wanda Lusst (53886)
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Posted on 04/24 23:23
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Vote for Athena, Vote for Athena, Vote for Athena! Yay! Athena !!!!

GIVE ME AN "A" .... GIVE ME A "T" .... GIVE MA AN "H" .... GIVE ME AN "ENA" ATHENA QUEEN OF THE MAY. WITH YOUR VOTE!!!!!


'A WONDERFUL "BIRTHDAY" GIRL' , lets make this princess (every gals a princess on her birthday) a queen, be the first in your town be the second why you can even be the last to vote for ]K[Athena (31461) queen of the may. just vote athena . okay you may upset poseiden but isnt he swimming with the fishes now
48 Subscriber Days ̤MjstK (60622)
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Posted on 04/25 03:06
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*bribes for votes*

mmrtalrmy

Join ̤ or fear the~SA (79033) says:
what if i told u that creeper was my dad
]K[Athena (31461)
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Posted on 04/25 21:05
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i would never bribe for votes

ps. vote for me and i will send you a gift
I love your mom
1 Subscriber Days ''{Nomak}'' (59260)
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Posted on 04/25 21:10
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I don't bribe, I blackmail
07-Jul-12 18:58 You have been accepted into the Alliance mmrtalrmy


Let's start over!:D
Gifts: A dancing rainbow colored mouse, 500 Piece Puzzle, Blue Balloon, Goat, Skittles Rainbow, a Cuddly!
50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/25 21:56
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Just use natural numbers, or your votes may be forfeit,
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̤Ż Salvidrim ~MAJ4LoR (66346)
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Posted on 04/25 22:19
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Haha, I'll have to go change that then....
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50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/26 13:05
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Voting closes tomorrow at 15:00 game time...

Get your final votes in now!

Best Wishes,
-Ben
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4 Subscriber Days AA-Pam (1233)
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Posted on 04/28 03:52
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Good luck to everyone
@>-,-'----

Utilitarian is the new sexy.

Love knows no limits
(but it does have a safeword)


@>-,-'----
1 Subscriber Days ''''{Nomak}'''' (59260)
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Posted on 04/28 12:08
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I'm so excited!
I can barely hide it!
I know, I know, I know, I know I WANT TO KNO-OW!
07-Jul-12 18:58 You have been accepted into the Alliance mmrtalrmy


Let's start over!:D
Gifts: A dancing rainbow colored mouse, 500 Piece Puzzle, Blue Balloon, Goat, Skittles Rainbow, a Cuddly!
50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/28 12:13
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I know... X-D
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~}, Zak (31204)
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Posted on 04/28 12:19
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Hax.
1 Subscriber Days ]K[FNRR (42782)
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Posted on 04/28 12:24
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I shall pay Fleck half a boar to edit the results so I win. Because we all know fleck can be bought.

You bought FleckerMan (555) a Half a Boar.

][Tempest (14908) bought you A Cuddly Wolf!
The item is filled with: "Fluffy Clouds"

Happily playing KoN since: Saturday, July 31, 2004 - Thursday, July 31, 2014
1 Subscriber Days ''''{Nomak}'''' (59260)
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Posted on 04/28 12:30
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You bought Fleckerman (555) the rest of the Half a Boar!

That cancels it out Don't let him winXD
07-Jul-12 18:58 You have been accepted into the Alliance mmrtalrmy


Let's start over!:D
Gifts: A dancing rainbow colored mouse, 500 Piece Puzzle, Blue Balloon, Goat, Skittles Rainbow, a Cuddly!
370 Subscriber Days Lady Paks (51315)
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Posted on 04/28 17:02
I wanted him to be in it.
Was disappointed when he got himself out of it! I guess our good ole' Mr. Fleckerman didn't want to run with the rest of us, woulda been cool!

04/28 17:07: Edited by Lady Paks (51315)
Littlered bought you a White Rose Bouquet;Dark Destiny bought you Fluffy Unicorn Slippers&it says:Never can have too many fluffy unicorn slippers,& A violet kitten,To keep you company in your castle;Annette bought you an AppleJamTart &a Pink Rose Bouquet!Chris bought you a Fluffy Bunny,&a Unicorn Amulet4the bunny;Nikodemus bought you a Gold Necklace,is engraved: PAKSENARIAN;DeadLod bought you a Valentines Day Scroll!The Valentines Day Scroll has written on it <3 ;FleckboughtU CarrotCake.
1 Subscriber Days ''''{Nomak}'''' (59260)
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Posted on 04/28 17:12
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I meant to not let Fenrir win
07-Jul-12 18:58 You have been accepted into the Alliance mmrtalrmy


Let's start over!:D
Gifts: A dancing rainbow colored mouse, 500 Piece Puzzle, Blue Balloon, Goat, Skittles Rainbow, a Cuddly!
50 Subscriber Days FleckerMan (555)
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Posted on 04/29 11:19
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I thought about it, but woudln't have had time, :-D
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