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47 Subscriber Days AA Pamela (4115)
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Posted on 12/04 04:24
Be Strong
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
Not every flower can say love,but a rose did.Not every plant can survive thirst,but a cactus did.Not every dummy can read,but look at you go...

Sigh....should of ask...tsk

[del] 05-Jul-14 23:34 You defeated Carduelis (58400)! You and surviving Knights earned 109972 NP/EXP each!
[del] 05-Jul-14 23:34 You defeated Carduelis (58400)! You and surviving Knights earned 109972 NP/EXP each!
577 Subscriber Days AA Kandu (4070)
Posts: 1236
Posted on 12/04 15:57
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Be Yourself .... Everyone Else Is Taken
101 Subscriber Days Aryador (75718)
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Posts: 1
Posted on 12/04 20:38
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Lol :D
164 Subscriber Days °†°Lady Paks°†° (51315)
Posts: 2881
Posted on 12/05 01:26
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Pam~~~~that's baaad!

12/05 01:29: Edited by °†°Lady Paks°†° (51315)
Littlered bought you a White Rose Bouquet;Dark Destiny bought you Fluffy Unicorn Slippers&it says:Never can have too many fluffy unicorn slippers,& A violet kitten,To keep you company in your castle;Annette bought you an AppleJamTart &a Pink Rose Bouquet!Chris bought you a Fluffy Bunny,&a Unicorn Amulet4the bunny;Nikodemus bought you a Gold Necklace,is engraved: PAKSENARIAN;D®eadLo®d bought you a Valentines Day Scroll!The Valentines Day Scroll has written on it <3 ;FleckboughtU CarrotCake.
47 Subscriber Days AA Pamela (4115)
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Posts: 1881
Posted on 12/05 01:48
Now
I found it to be cute
Not every flower can say love,but a rose did.Not every plant can survive thirst,but a cactus did.Not every dummy can read,but look at you go...

Sigh....should of ask...tsk

[del] 05-Jul-14 23:34 You defeated Carduelis (58400)! You and surviving Knights earned 109972 NP/EXP each!
[del] 05-Jul-14 23:34 You defeated Carduelis (58400)! You and surviving Knights earned 109972 NP/EXP each!
4 Subscriber Days AA Annette :D (1233)
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Posts: 1804
Posted on 12/07 22:55
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@>-,-'----

Utilitarian is the new sexy.

Love knows no limits
(but it does have a safeword)


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TheDarkSorceressDakmor (61834)
Posts: 3179
Posted on 01/09 04:37
Pam...
you made me smile.
TheDarkSorceressDakmor
1 Subscriber Days AA Seed (33437)
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Posts: 481
Posted on 07/04 22:26
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Why?

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