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920 Subscriber Days Morinehtar (30764)
Posts: 660
Posted on 07/07 21:32
If you didn`t smile at one of these, you need to find a bett
The Ocean - ALL you Need to Know!!
Children Writing About the Ocean...........
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6 )
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an ....... on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
better off eating beans. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful
and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is
always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has
just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. ( Kevin , age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. ( Becky , age 8)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she
was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't
drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the
ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my
mom. (James, age 7)
If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor!!..

09/16 23:51: Edited by DŽead LoŽd (42755)

You travelled South.
You are currently at position (250,250)
The beasts around here have an average level of 802.
A Dragon [Level 1002.1] appeared and started attacking!
The judges saw!
47 Subscriber Days AA Pamela (4115)
Staff: Admin Staff
Posts: 1871
Posted on 07/08 05:21
lol it
Not every flower can say love,but a rose did.Not every plant can survive thirst,but a cactus did.Not every dummy can read,but look at you go...

Sigh....should of ask...tsk

[del] 05-Jul-14 23:34 You defeated Carduelis (58400)! You and surviving Knights earned 109972 NP/EXP each!
[del] 05-Jul-14 23:34 You defeated Carduelis (58400)! You and surviving Knights earned 109972 NP/EXP each!
723 Subscriber Days AA Kandu (4070)
Posts: 1234
Posted on 07/08 14:44
that was great !! love it :D

Be Yourself .... Everyone Else Is Taken
funontherun (34717)
Posts: 73
Posted on 07/17 00:51
That was very entertaining
TheDarkSorceressDakmor (61834)
Posts: 3179
Posted on 09/07 23:33
Made me spew iced tea on my keyboard. lol
Launcelot Tussaud (24737)
Posts: 14
Posted on 09/15 07:55
some are nice some are obviously fakes
I'm empty, I'm a river.
I am empty river.
20 Subscriber Days DŽead LoŽd (42755)
Staff: Moderator Staff
Posts: 163
Posted on 09/16 23:50
I tried not to smile yet still smirked about half way, still counts as a smile. #8 got me
There is nothing to fear but the Dread

310 Subscriber Days °†° Lady Paks °†° (51315)
Posts: 2881
Posted on 10/18 01:35
Those are pretty good!
Littlered bought you a White Rose Bouquet;Dark Destiny bought you Fluffy Unicorn Slippers&it says:Never can have too many fluffy unicorn slippers,& A violet kitten,To keep you company in your castle;Annette bought you an AppleJamTart &a Pink Rose Bouquet!Chris bought you a Fluffy Bunny,&a Unicorn Amulet4the bunny;Nikodemus bought you a Gold Necklace,is engraved: PAKSENARIAN;DŽeadLoŽd bought you a Valentines Day Scroll!The Valentines Day Scroll has written on it <3 ;FleckboughtU CarrotCake.
379 Subscriber Days AA Nibbler (53712)
Staff: Staff
Posts: 101
Posted on 11/02 11:55
Yep, v good

Hmmm - love riding those donkeys and swinging that pole

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